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The Little Mammoth

A little mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried, but he couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, wanted to help him
And from a fifth floor, she made him jump

(And what happened?)

Shit
The mammoth got messed up
Shit
The mammoth got messed up

A little mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried, but he couldn't smoke
A dog, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettes

(And what happened?)

Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer

A little mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried, but he couldn't drink
A bear, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him drink six liters of whisky

(And what happened?)

Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis

A little mammoth wanted to debut
He tried and tried, but he couldn't debut
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him debut with a hundred prostitutes

(Ooh! What happened?)

AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS

A little mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried, but he couldn't get high
A cat, his friend, wanted to help him
And made him try ten lines of coke

(And what happened?)

Overdose
The mammoth with an overdose
Overdose
The mammoth with an overdose

(And now, what happened?)
(Did he die?)

He died
The mammoth died
He died
The mammoth died

He died
The mammoth died
He died
The mammoth died

(Imagine the mammoth)
(The mammoth in the twenty-first century)

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