Se Dice de Mí

It is said about me
They say I'm fierce
What a path to evil
That I am crooked and that I move with a badass air
I look like Leguisamo
My nose is pointy
The figure doesn't help me
And my mouth is a mailbox

If I chat with Luis, Pedro or Juan
Talking about me men are
They criticize if I have already lost the line
They notice if I go, if I come or if I went

Many things are said
More so if the package is not of interest
Why are you going out of your minds worrying about me?

I know that many despise me with lies
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And it stays, if I look at it, puffing like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's call it ugly
I haven't found out about that yet
In love I only know
That I left more than one fool on foot
They will be able to say, they will be able to speak
And murmur until braying
Plus the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I was deceived
Because I have always been modest
I am like this

And they hide from me
They hide that I have dreamy eyes
Also other delicacies that produce sensation
If I am a beast, I know that, on the other hand
I have a doll complexion
Those who say I'm crooked
They haven't seen me in a nightgown

Men criticize my voice, my way of walking, my appearance (cough, cough!), my cough
They criticize if I have already lost the line
They notice if I go, if I come or if I went

Many things are said
More so if the package is not of interest
Why are you going out of your minds worrying about me?
I know that many despise me with lies
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And it stays, if I look at it, puffing like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's call it ugly
I haven't found out about that yet
In love I only know
That I left more than one fool on foot
They will be able to say, they will be able to speak
And murmur and bray
Plus the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I was deceived
Because I have always been modest
I am like this