Se Dice de Mí

They say about me
They say about me
They say I'm fierce
That I walk on the dark side
That I'm crooked and I move
With a swaggering air
That I look like Leguizamo
My nose is pointy
My figure doesn't help
And my mouth is a mailbox

If I chat with Luis
With Pedro or with Juan
Talking about me
The men are
Critiquing if I've lost my way
They notice if I'm coming or going

Many things are said
But if the package is not interesting
Why do they lose their minds
Occupying themselves with me?

I know that many
Despise my company
And sigh and die
When they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And stays if I look at them
Snorting like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's say
That I haven't found out yet
In love, I only know
That I left more than one guy on foot
They can say, they can talk
And whisper and bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I fooled them
Because I've always been modest
That's how I am!

And they hide from me
They hide that I have
Dreamy eyes
Also other charms
That make an impression
If I'm fierce, I know, on the other hand
I have doll-like skin
Those who say I'm crooked
Haven't seen me in a nightgown

The men about me
Criticize my voice
The way I walk
The look, (cough, cough), the cough
Critiquing if I've lost my way
They notice if I'm coming or going

Many things are said
But if the package is not interesting
Why do they lose their minds
Occupying themselves with me?
I know that many
Despise my company
And sigh and die
When they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And stays if I look at them
Snorting like a Ford

If I'm ugly, let's say
That I haven't found out yet
In love, I only know
That I left more than one guy on foot
They can say, they can talk
And whisper and bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I fooled them
Because I've always been modest
That's how I am!