Bigodou

I've never seen a crook
What a silly brand
To be tripped up and not get back up
He does all sorts of things, but he's on a leash
She wasn't the first one who offered you tea
Is he really a crook or is he just kidding?
To come here without shin guards, you must be
He's hanging up his boots early
Look at all the noise I made getting you ready!

Mustache
He trusted, he rested, and he fell
He lost his motorcycle key
She took a picture, but you didn't even see it

He slept
He woke up, suspected he hadn't even kissed her, and ran away
Where have you ever seen a crook get caught drooling?
And what about marital status?
Is he really married?
He's not married at all!

Swallowed dust, chance for bad luck
If you are married, respect your wife
Those who want to be respected must respect others!
Is he really married?
He's not married at all!
It's none of my business and I don't want to know
I only wrote this samba because the story is good
Make sure you don't hurt the person who loves you