Média Boa

I’m not a soap opera heartthrob
But I keep it neat and smell good
My belly’s not 100% alright
But my favorite drink was never Whey
It’s cold beer
And I know you like it
Plus, there’s no crazy ex on my tail

Not too good-looking to give you trouble
Not too ugly to make you embarrassed
I’m average, I’m in a good average
Not too rich to sail on a yacht
Not too broke to paddle a canoe
I’m average, I’m in a good average

Not too good-looking to give you trouble
Not too ugly to make you embarrassed
I’m average, I’m in a good average
Not too rich to sail on a yacht
Not too broke to paddle a canoe
I’m average, I’m in a good average

I’m not bragging
But I’m a solid 7
I’ll pass the year with ease

It’s cold beer and I know you like it
Plus, there’s no crazy ex on my tail

Not too good-looking to give you trouble
Not too ugly to make you embarrassed
I’m average, I’m in a good average
Not too rich to sail on a yacht
Not too broke to paddle a canoe
I’m average, I’m in a good average

Not too good-looking to give you trouble
Not too ugly to make you embarrassed
I’m average, I’m in a good average
Not too rich to sail on a yacht
Not too broke to paddle a canoe
I’m average, I’m in a good average

I’m not bragging
But I’m a solid 7
I’ll pass the year with ease