Despacito (Paródia)

Yes, I didn't know how to study and learn
It was Valladares who taught
Yes, I had to understand all history
From ancient Rome to nowadays

I can differentiate metal from non-metal
I learned stoichiometry well
Allan and Xandão gave that boost
I can now calculate the normal force
I no longer make mistakes with coefficients
I learned everything without memorizing, I swear

Uncomplicate
With recorded classes or live classes
There's tutoring and exercise classes
I now ace my essays

Answer key
I was studying, now I ace it
With Uncomplicate, I became an expert
And now I'm enrolled in college

Study, study, study!

I want to see my spot, I want the answer key
Uncomplicate teaches me
My favorite tricks

I study until I surpass all competitors
The first place is mine
Get out of the way, I'm going to be ahead

To pass, just study
I know what you're thinking
It takes time trying
You'll end up passing
You know the content here is top-notch
You can watch classes under the comforter

Here's a simulated test to see how much you know
I want-want-want to see how much your study is worth
I'm not in a hurry, I want more than you to pass
There are freshmen and a sprint so you don't almost make it
Little student, go slowly
Let's progress little by little

When you take the test with this skill
Studied with Uncomplicate, I'm sure
Study, review, ace the test
Go, Uncomplicate will show you the way

I know studying seems like a puzzle
You have the pieces, so don't forget