Un Raro Unicornio

The other day I was talking to my sister
She told me that one morning
She woke up and in her room there was
A rare unicorn

She says she offered him some tacos
But he was such a jerk, that dude
He wanted to eat a cucumber
And a flavored drink

He doesn’t know we’re in quarantine
And that I can’t go out
Don’t talk with your mouth full
The unicorn went to Madrid