Mi No Parle Français

Boy, don't get traumatized
Put on a pair of noses
Now you can learn English
With the BBC course

I used to know nothing
And now I've completed six programs
And I'm almost bilingual
English speaking English very well

English after aerobics
English as a hobby
One, two, three, four, five, six
You see pretty girls on TV

English the trendy thing
English with ice or soda
Pay attention to what I say
And repeat it with me

When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

Boy, be willing
Stop making a fool of yourself
Now you have the opportunity
To increase your cultural heritage

Without leaving your home
While you have a snack
You don't even have to study
As it's all audiovisual

English in your luggage
English for traveling
Seven, eight, nine, ten remember
That 250 (million) speak it

English for executives
English is decisive
Pay attention to what I say
And repeat it with me

When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

Pay attention to what I say
And repeat it with me

When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

(Two) When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

(Many people) When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

(Everybody) When they ask you: What time is it?
You have to say: My tailor is rich
And to say you know English
I don't speak French

I don't speak French