No Hay Marcha En Nueva York

It's a unique occasion
That the dollar is devalued
That should not be missed
To travel overseas at some point

When I make a decision
I'm worse than Napoleon
And even though I don't like the plane
I'm a man of action and that's why

I'm off to New York
With a bottle of Fundador
I'm off to New York
With the explorer's knife

I get dizzy on the plane
Miss flight attendant, the menu has upset my stomach
Would you be so kind as to show me to the bathroom?

A fade to black and then
An aerial shot upside down of skyscrapers
And there I am ready to succeed
Like Saint John of the Cross in Carmel

My first disappointment
Communication problems
More than two million Hispanics
And nobody speaks Spanish there

I'm already in New York
And I don't see a good color
I'm already in New York
I haven't seen any actors either

My pride is hurt
Not being allowed into the trendy clubs
If you're Spanish, not even a glass with soda

Like in Children of a Lesser God
I tried to make a policeman understand
To the Statue of Liberty
Can you tell me how to get there, Your Honor?

And by adopting the position
Of that monument in question
They thought I was a communist
Looking for trouble and I had it

There's no parade in New York
Even if Henry Ford swears it
There's no parade in New York
And the hams are from York

I thought it would be better
That they brainwash you with TV movies
But it's a trick and I'm crazy to go back to Madrid