El Negro Picante

I'm a mountain black man who came to have fun
I apologize to the gentlemen I let sleep
From what I see, the city people
Don't give me a chance to drink and party

The boot I wear is size 40 and four-strapped sandals
I always carry a comb in my pants
For anyone who wants to meet a mountain man
Without a tie, without shoes, with a sombrero

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And I have my little dark-skinned girl whom I love and adore
And I'm a spicy black man and I have three gold teeth

I apologize to the gentlemen who are pure fantasy
Who carry pawnshop tickets in their wallets
They tell the bartender to serve them a beer
And they stay chatting at the tables

The bartender waiting for them to ask to uncork
And the gentleman is waiting for a voucher to sign
And instead, I, who look rough and ragged
Have 5 and 10 thousand bills to spend

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[THIS IS FOR ALL THE SNOBBY PEOPLE WITH THE LAST NAME PELAEZ WHO DON'T EVEN BUY HALF A DRINK!]

When I arrive at the party, I don't want to leave
When I pick a partner, it's to dance
The woman who wants me must step carefully
Because I'm a heavy drinker and she'll see if she can handle it

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