La pesadilla

I dreamed that Santa Claus crashed the sleigh
And went out partying for Christmas with a new car
I dreamed that the Three Wise Men, fighting over a girl,
Left the camels abandoned on a corner
I dreamed that Saint Anthony, tired of doing favors,

He left with gin to forget his love sorrows
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a nightmare, mom, don't leave me alone!
I dreamed I went to the stadium and there were no more choripans
That four old men kicked Maradona out of the World Cups
I dreamed you were going far away, that I couldn't see you anymore
I dreamed that making love could lead to death

I dreamed that Saint Cajetan happily watched the world
Because the day everyone works, he'll have to look for a job
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a nightmare, mom, don't leave me alone!
I dreamed of the boogeyman, I dreamed of the haunted chairlift
I dreamed of 300 crosses nailed on some islands
I dreamed that Baby Jesus had cold feet
And I dreamed that the Vatican was full of gold and silver
I dreamed of the bogeyman who had come to take me away
And that in the land of cows, the price of beef was very high
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a nightmare, mom, don't leave me alone!