La Reina Del Grindr

Kika Lorace

The Queen of Grindr

Say goodbye, it's over, cruising's dead
Say goodbye, Grindr killed it and your iPhone
Hitting on someone at a bar ain't the thing
It's way cooler to hook up, chilling on the couch

I'm looking for a boyfriend: I'm looking for a hookup
That pic is from '92
It's surreal, not idealistic
But I'm looking for a room (hey)
You see the body and it's like Brad Pitt
Send a pic and now it's like Paquirrín
There are passive heteros, but what did I miss?
And XL's to bore you (hey!)

And now sit down, listen, you're gonna be shocked

I saw your boyfriend on Grindr, he has two profiles, two
In one he's an active XL, in the other a passive pig
I gotta tell you, I'm doing this for you
Your boyfriend's on Grindr, he's the queen of Grindr
I saw your boyfriend on Grindr, he has two profiles, two
In one he puts eggplant, in the other a peach
I gotta tell you, I'm doing this for you
Your boyfriend's on Grindr, he's the queen of Grindr

Little dick (no, no), hit block
And favorite (yeah, yeah) the guy from WhatsApp
A bearded lady looking without flair
But where does she think she is? (Hey!)

And now sit down, listen, you're gonna be shocked

No pics, no pics, I'm looking for discretion
I'm so over it!
Attention, big guy, sorry I'm an escort
I hook up more on Instagram
We're ten, we're ten looking for a hookup
I'm so over it!
I got poppers for ten, blues for three
I hook up more on Instagram

I saw your boyfriend on Grindr, he has two profiles, two
In one he puts eggplant, in the other a peach
I gotta tell you, I'm doing this for you
Your boyfriend, your boyfriend, your boyfriend's on Grindr

What a slut, what a slut
What a slut, what a slut
What a slut, what a slut
What a slut, what a slut

I saw him

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