Hans und Heiner oder Jeder kriegt was er verdient

Hans and Heiner were brothers
But it soon became clear to everyone
That Heiner is a bit shy
And Hans was quite clever

Hans always wrote at school
From the booklet by Heiner
That was why the teacher
Ever better grades were

Hans was always playing pranks
Heiner has atoned for this
And he remained silent when he was told
Everyone gets, everyone gets
What he deserves

After school came the apprenticeship
Heiner always swept out
Hans, however, was with Mrs. Meister
Freshly washed with a bouquet of flowers

And he had already
Some jobs on the side
He sold old cars
They always looked like new

And whoever has money also has girls
Hans was famous for this
Heiner was always broke
Everyone gets, everyone gets
What he deserves

Heiner screwed and welded
And he walked around in his drill
Hans always wore a grey suit
Changed clothes twice a day

Because he was already a representative
A stock portfolio
He promised people everything
And they got rid of everything

Heiner lived in two rooms
With his wife and child
Hans already owned a villa
Everyone gets, everyone gets
What he deserves

Hans acquired a party membership card
And entered the state parliament
Just for a few blue notes
Did he vote yes and no
Heiner was deeply in debt
One evening in the office
He secretly reached into the cash register
He was not happy about that

Soon he was writing from prison
Dear Hans, you will definitely help
But his brother wrote in reply
Everyone gets, everyone gets
What he deserves

Yes, that's the way life goes
The big ones are allowed to run
And the little ones are hung

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