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On Monday evening I came home it was already quite late
There was a car in front of the house where my own usually stands
I called my wife and asked her who owned the car
And why it is in front of the front door she cried indignantly

You drink too much you drink too much the booze makes you blind
This is our neighbor's child's stroller
I don't like to argue but I can't understand
I've never seen a stroller with a sunroof

On Tuesday evening I came home and again quite full
There was a coat hanging on the door where mine should hang
I called my wife and asked her who the coat belonged to
The one hanging on my hook she cried indignantly

You drink too much you drink too much the booze makes you blind
This is the woolen blanket of our neighbor's child
I don't like to argue but I can't understand
I've never seen a children's blanket with pockets in it

On Wednesday I was blue again and Thursday probably too
There was a cigar there even though I don't smoke
I called my wife and asked her who this thing belonged to
This is lying on my desk, she cried indignantly

You drink too much you drink too much the booze makes you blind
That's just our neighbor's child's pacifier
I don't like to argue but I can't understand
I've never seen a pacifier that smoke comes out of

I don't remember exactly what happened Friday night and Saturday
On Sunday I found a man in bed with my wife
I woke her up and then asked her how she explained it to me
A strange man in my bed she cried indignantly

You drink too much you drink too much the booze makes you blind
That's just a baby, that's the neighbor's child
I don't like to argue but I can't understand
I've never seen a baby with a full beard

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You drink too much you drink too much but I can't understand
I've never seen a baby with a full beard