Die Angst des Schützen vor'm Elfmeter
Udo Jürgens
The Shooter's Fear of the Penalty Kick
Oh damn, now it starts
Dear time, what am I going to do?
I shoot the ball into the corner
Does the goalkeeper still suspect the spot
I shoot past the corner
Would it be guaranteed to be free
I'll shoot the ball up too
Could it be that he has it after all
I'm shooting flat because of that
Is the shot perhaps too weak
And he holds it in no time
And people shout boo
Oh-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho
Mmm
Does the ball get a spin
Yes then it flies ideally
Is it twisted too much
Could it be that he bounces
Very hard on the post
And then I have the beard
And imagine
I really score a goal
And he might cry then
Or is something happening
And television is watching
And people shout boo
Oh-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho
Mmm
Maybe I should really
Just say I feel sick
And my tooth hurts
And then someone else shoots
But then this egg shoots
Because he still shoots past
Oh now I'm off
And I just hit it
Bang with huge force
If the ball is released
Just go, just go
And people call
(Goal)
(No chance for the goalkeeper)
(The center forward converted the penalty kick unstoppably)
