Sou Sim e Daí

I'm short, ugly, and big-nosed
they say I'm only good for delivering messages
but in reality, I'm good for everything
even if I'm a cuckold when married!
I have horns but I have no complaints, although my forehead gets much bigger
it's actually good when the woman leaves us, we always find someone better.

This is the life I always wanted, I'm a cuckold but I'm happy, this is the life I always wanted, I'm a cuckold but I'm happy.