El Mandilón

I never let my old lady
Grab the mop
Because then they label me
As macho and I'm not

When she touches the dishes
I tell her not to
Because truth is I like them
Better the way I wash them

If she wakes up in a good mood
And wants to cook for me
I tell her, 'Honey, please don't worry
I already had breakfast
I even made you some hot cakes'

The truth, folks, is that I'm not Henpecked
In fact, sometimes I don't even make the bed
I hit the jackpot with my woman
She hardly drinks, hardly smokes
And she hasn't hit me since yesterday

For those who are saying
That I'm Henpecked
The truth is, let it be clear that I'm not