Te Casaste Toño

Oh, my buddy, why are you crying?
I told him not to get married
And he went and did it, what a fool!
Look, nothing left down there, poor guy

Toño kept saying he wouldn’t marry, but he did (what a fool)
Man, with marriage even his fun's gone (how's that?)
Yesterday he was with me, looking so sad, Toño told me
I’ve lost my mojo and my two cherries fell
So sad, Toño said: Buddy, what a heavy cross
This damn marriage, it either kills you or messes you up

Toño, you got married, Toño?
Toñito, is your fun all gone?
Toñilas, and nothing down there?
Hey, let’s see those two cherries

Look how he walks, strange, huh?
But without any cherries
Oh, my old Decembers, poor Toño says
No way to lift a leg

That’s why Toño tells us not to get married
Because holy matrimony is one more Christ and one less Virgin
Man, poor Toño, and he’s got nothing down there
His fun’s all gone and he’s lost his two cherries
So sad, Toño said: Buddy, what a heavy cross
This damn marriage, it either kills you or messes you up

Toño, you got married, Toño?
Toñito, is your fun all gone?
Toñilas, and nothing down there?
Hey, let’s see those two cherries

Toño, you got married, Toño?
Toñito, is your fun all gone?
Toñilas, and nothing down there?
Hey, let’s see those two cherries