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Come little and big ones
And you will never forget
The fabulous program I am going to present to you
While the tired century is approaching its end
Cheer up, don't hesitate
You will have fun

Take your seat
And everyone pay attention
The curtain is about to rise

Here you will learn all the mysteries of love
With Mr. Casanova and his premature ejaculation
Perverse blonde virgins masturbate for you
While their fat stepmothers prepare drinks for you

We also have the invaluable participation
Of the dwarf from Orquesta Mondragón
Beautiful young Nazis will dance rock and roll
With a famous transvestite legion captain
Later a doll all dressed in blue
Takes off her little shirt and her brief yoke

We also have the invaluable participation
Of Ivonne de Carlo and Jack the Ripper
The young Marquis de Sade will act next
Sodomizing a nun from the Sacred Heart
Count Dracula sucks blood from a spectator
When shots are heard
And the prompter dies

Take your seat and everyone pay attention
The curtain is about to rise