No Te Guardo Rencor

The day you told me without anesthesia I have to leave you
Another one with money gives me a better life, you're a different story
I went to the bar, between drink after drink I tried to forget you
I drank, drank, drank and started to get over you

And now you'll think that I wish you the worst
But no, no, no, I hold no grudge against you
I hope that the guy you're with now isn't even handsome
And that in private he's less firm than an old man's butt

That not even with chontaduro, nor with borojó can you have a good time
Because if you compare him one day with me, he falls short
But let it be clear, my love
That no, no, no, I hold no grudge against you

I hope you snore at night
And nonstop
But you know
I hold no grudge against you

I hope you wake up to go to the bathroom and can't find your flip-flops
That you go barefoot and stub your little toe on the bed
That after cursing and wanting to kill the first person you see
You sit on the toilet and what a surprise, you wet your butt
But let it be clear, my love
That no, no, no, I hold no grudge against you

I hope a mouse sneaks into your bra at night
And he doesn't help you and climbs up a chair scared
I hope that guy's shirt gets inside out when he's drunk
And that one day, you catch him cheating with your gay cousin
But let it be clear, my love
That no, no, no, I hold no grudge against you