Un Burdo Rumor

I don't know your scales, therefore, you are very owner
Going around saying that I have it too small
Its size is not there, to be honest
Outside the law of relativity
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
It is certainly a crude rumor

But as I see that because you are so nosy
It goes from mouth to mouth and is the talk of the town
Instead of hiding it like an ostrich would
I take my measures, let there be light
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
I have made a survey around me

Thirteen interested parties responded to this survey
Of which one does not know, does not answer
And what about the other twelve? Division as you will see
Half of them turned against me, that is, six
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
Another six are frankly in favor

And if there were reproaches, they were, in short
For its performance, not its volume
And the praises that there were also a lot
They must be attributed to a fourth dimension
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
I guess sometimes I'm very reliable

My wife even said: Although I prefer
As you already know, the gardener's
In case you're interested, say that you're on par
Only yours is much less familiar
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
He never forgets to bring me a flower

It is miserable, sordid, and I would even say gloomy
Submit everything to the metric system
Don't be on your period longer than is natural
I assure you girl that this can be fatal
And, although strictly speaking
It's not worse
For being older or younger
If I were you, I would consult the doctor
López-Ibor