Un Burdo Rumor

Javier Krahe's song 'Un Burdo Rumor' is a witty and satirical take on the sensitive subject of male pride and the rumors that can affect a man's reputation. The lyrics are a humorous response to a rumor about the singer's masculinity, specifically the size of his genitalia. Krahe uses irony and self-deprecation to address the absurdity of judging a person's worth based on physical attributes. The song's title, which translates to 'A Crude Rumor,' sets the tone for the playful debunking of the gossip that has been spread about him.

The song's narrative unfolds as Krahe describes conducting a survey among his past lovers to refute the rumor. The results are humorously mixed, with an even split between those who are for and against the rumor's claim. Krahe cleverly points out that any complaints were about performance rather than size, and any praise is attributed to a 'fourth dimension,' suggesting that there's more to intimacy than physical measurements. The mention of his wife's preference for the gardener's attributes, yet still finding him comparable, adds a layer of self-aware humor and the acknowledgment that intimacy is multifaceted.

Krahe's lyrics also critique the obsession with quantifying and comparing physical traits, suggesting that such behavior is petty and can be harmful. He advises the subject of the rumor to consult a doctor, implying that the fixation on physical size is a psychological issue rather than a physical one. The song, through its clever wordplay and lighthearted tone, encourages listeners to look beyond superficial judgments and appreciate the complexities of human relationships and self-worth.