Eu Quero Me Casar

I want to get married
Can't find anyone

Marrying an ugly woman, ugly woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, ugly woman ain't right
I don't want to be scared by anyone's face

Marrying a beautiful woman, beautiful woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, beautiful woman ain't right
I don't want to be a hanger for anyone's clothes

Marrying a short woman, short woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, short woman ain't right
I don't want to eat soup off anyone's head

Marrying a tall woman, tall woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, tall woman ain't right
I don't want to be anyone's keychain

Marrying a young woman, young woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, young woman ain't right
I don't want to teach anyone dirty tricks

Marrying a virgin, virgin ain't right
Ain't right for me, virgin ain't right
Once I get in, no one can hold that train

Marrying a party girl, party girl ain't right
Ain't right for me, party girl ain't right
I won't be doing anyone's hair

Marrying a drunk, drunk ain't right
Ain't right for me, drunk ain't right
I don't want to share my booze
With anyone

Marrying a transgender, transgender ain't right for me
Ain't right for me, transgender ain't right for me
When it comes to the good stuff, I gotta give too

Marrying a blonde, blonde ain't right
Ain't right for me, blonde ain't right
I don't want to buy hair dye for anyone

Marrying a poor woman, poor woman ain't right
Ain't right for me, poor woman ain't right
I don't want to support anyone's relatives

Marrying a rich woman, rich woman is right for me
Is right for me, is right for me, is right for me
I want to blow up someone’s savings