Ah ! c'qu'on est bien quand on est dans son bain

Ah! How good it feels when you're in your bath
We make big bubbles, play submarine
Ah! How good it feels when you're in your bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors
I have my hard-bristled brush to clean my ears
The pumice stone for my feet and pretty toes
The lotion for my beard and beautiful mustaches
My pistachio syrup

Scratch my back well, scratch me scratch me
But don't tickle me too much
Don't touch me under the arms

Pass me the horsehair glove and the seaweed
The scissors to cut the hairs in my nostrils
But here comes the soap slipping from my hands
Where is it, damn it?

Pass me the towel, my Japanese robe
Oh, no, it's too silly
Why would I leave?

O sole mio...