Funk do Mortal Kombat

I had a Nintendo
Mario World, Mario Kart
Until I grew up
And bought Mortal Kombat
(Mortal Kombat)

I picked Liu Kang
Shot fire from my hand
Then it was Kung Lao
The hat throwin' man

Sonya's a woman
And if I pick her, it’s bad
So I’d rather go with Scorpion
His snake's a real badass

There was Raiden and his lightning
He was weak, gave me trauma
I prefer Shang Tsung
The soul-stealer, the drama

Jax is a big dude
Makes the ground shake
Johnny Cage, a little punk
He’s gonna get a break

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was a kid
I always pick Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I picked Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fight!, 1, 2, 3, 4)

Kano was a one-eyed guy
He didn’t have special moves
Nightwolf, old Indian
Had the peace pipe grooves

Also chillin' with the smoke
There was Smoke, pretty cool
Where do you think it came from?
That’s how he played the fool

With him, there were
Two other robots too
Cyrax and Sektor
Just full of shit, who knew?

To unlock Goro
It wasn’t that easy
Had to kill Shao Kahn
Who’d say: Finish him, believe me

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was a kid
I always pick Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I picked Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fatality, Round - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Baraka was the worst
And he was a real cheat
Just like Reptile
Spitting out phlegm on the street

Sindel with her hair
Had a good throat, you know
Stryker, a dealer (Toasty!)
We’re the ones who flow

Motaro was scary
But really just a joke
Jade and Kabal
Were the ones who’d choke

Mileena gave the goods
Kitana’s got the skills
But Sheeva’s the champ
At the same time, she kills seven thrills

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was a kid
I always pick Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I picked Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Sub-Zero wins!)