Funk do Mortal Kombat

I had a Nintendo
Mario world, Mario Kart
Until I became a man
And bought Mortal Kombat
(Mortal Kombat)

I chose Liu Kang
Released fire from my hand
Then it was Kung Lao
The hat thrower

Sonya is a woman
And if I choose it's not cool
I prefer, then, Scorpion
His snake screws everyone

There was Raiden and his lightning
It was bad, gave me trauma
I prefer Shang Tsung
The soul stealer

Jax is a big guy
Who makes the earth tremble
Johnny Cage, little gay
I'll hit his balls

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I chose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fight! - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Kano was a one-eyed
He didn't have a special move
Nightwolf, old Indian
Had the peace pipe

Also into smoking
There was Smoke, very cool
Where do you think
His smoke came from?

With him there were still
Two other robots
Cyrax and Sektor
Who were just troublemakers

To release Goro
It wasn't that simple
You had to kill Shao Kahn
Who said: FINISH HIM

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I chose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fatality, Round - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Baraka was the worst
And he was very overpowered
Just like Reptile
Spitter of phlegm

Sindel and her hair
Had a good throat
Stryker, drug dealer
We fly

Motaro was scary
In reality, he was easy
But Jade and Kabal
Whoever picked was a sissy

Mileena gave the pussy
Kitana gives blowjobs
But Sheeva is the champion
At the same time, she screws seven

After a long time
I found out who I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I chose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Sub-Zero wins!)