BOHEMIAN GROOVE SKIT

POST MORTEM is brought to you by: Bohemian Groove
You have your demos, but don't know what to do with them?
Do you want to become a world-class artist
But you're just a damn failure?

Bohemian Groove
Everything you ever dreamed of can come true
Do you want to become disgustingly rich? Yes!
Of course you do, bitch

So Bohemian Groove is your place in the world
The record label where your favorite artists achieved stardom
Just by giving up 99% of their royalties and ownership of their masters
For only two hundred years after death

Ah, Bohemian Groove, damn, it's a time bomb
Bohemian Groove, 'till I get a better deal