Fernande

A habit of an old bachelor
I've gotten used to
Spicing up my solitude
With the tunes of this song

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When I think of Fernande
I get hard, I get hard
When I think of Felicie
I get hard too
When I think of Léonor
Oh my god, I get hard again
But when I think of Lulu
That's when I can't get hard anymore
Erection, dad
You can't just command it.

It's this manly little tune
This masculine chant
That echoes in the guardhouse
Of the brave sentinel.

To chase away his blues
To see life less dull
While keeping an eye on his lantern
Sings the lighthouse keeper

After the evening prayer
Since he's feeling a bit down
Sings the seminarian
Kneeling on his prayer bench.

At the Star where I had come
To rekindle the flame
I heard, moved to tears
The voice of the unknown soldier.

And I'm going to put a final point
To this healing song
By suggesting to the loner
To make it a national anthem.