Je m'Appelle Jane

Hey Birkin, what's with that old accent you drag around that makes you seem so cold?
It's that British accent.

Hey Birkin, why are you walking through the mud when it just messes up your boots?
It's 'cause I'm a kid.

Hey Birkin, why do you act all sexy and then you shine when August rolls around?
It's 'cause I'm affectionate.

Hey Birkin, what's with those old dirty jeans you've been hauling since '69?
It's 'cause I'm thrifty.

My name is Jane and I don't give a damn.
You’re not named Tarzan.
You’re named Mickey, I don’t give a damn.
I’m not named Minnie.

Hey Birkin, why haven’t you gained weight as you’ve aged? You’re still as beautiful as before?
It's 'cause I watch my figure.

Hey Birkin, why do you always start crying whenever someone’s in danger?
It's 'cause I'm sensitive.

Hey Birkin, why do you never get mad? It seems like you run from anger?
It's 'cause I'm fragile.

Hey Birkin, what's with those eyes staring off into space? It looks like you’re daydreaming?
It's 'cause I'm bored.

My name is Jane and I don't give a damn.
You’re not named Tarzan.
You’re named Mickey, I don’t give a damn.
I’m not named Minnie.