Yo Tomo

Who are you? How are you? When are you coming?
When did you get here? When are you leaving?
Why did you leave? And who the hell cares? (It wasn't me)
What time is it? What are we gonna eat?
Why are you looking at me, what do I owe you?
Leave that loser, take this ham instead (oh, oh)

I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking
I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking

Why don’t you just die? Why don’t you just kill yourself?
What are you laughing at? I don’t know why you’re crying
Who sold you that face? Why did I buy it? (Oh, oh)
I don’t know if you love me, I don’t know if you’re lying
I don’t know if I’ll come back, I don’t know if you will
Is everything okay? Or is everything messed up? (Oh, oh)

I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking
I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking

My blonde girl, what a beautiful memory
Of that first kiss, of that first kiss
And if I catch fire just thinking about it, queen of the valley of Constitution

Why don’t you go to sleep? Why don’t you work?
I’ll support you and you don’t even shower, or wash your feet, or I’ll wash them for you (oh, oh)
How much do you have? How much will you give me?
How much do you want? How much do you charge?
Who’s the idiot? The idiot is me (oh, oh)

I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking
I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking
I drink to avoid falling in love, I fall in love to avoid drinking
I drink (I drink, I drink) to avoid falling in love (-ing, -ing)
I fall in love (just, just) to avoid drinking