Reality Joe

Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on,
I swear to God!!!... Now it’s on!!! I ran into a friend on the street today…
He’s the son of a producer… says he’s gonna help me
Get on TV for a reality show.

Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!!
I swear to God!!!... Now it’s on!!!
I gotta hit the gym to get in shape,
And get ripped like a shrimp.

I spend all day in the tanning bed…
While I’m chatting on my cell phone.
Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!!
I swear to God!!!... Now it’s on!!!

Now that I’m famous… Everyone’s gonna know
What I think… they’re gonna hear me…
I’ve got a lot to say…
I had a really messed up childhood…
And you all are gonna pay for that!!!
You’ll see!!!... I’m gonna get my revenge!!!

Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on…!!! Now it’s on,
I swear to God!!!... Now it’s on!!!
The ice cream finally fell off my forehead…
And I don’t wanna know what happened…
I bent down to pick it up and right then…
My chain came off.