La Noche Te Trae Sorpresas

She walked into Don Pedro's bar with her boyfriend by her side
Black miniskirt, showing off her tan
What were you thinking, babe, bringing your boyfriend along
While bets were being placed at the bar

A hundred bucks he can't pick her up, said some guy
And we shook on it
And we shook on it
And we shook on it

There was a hidden story that the guy didn’t know
And it was that the supposed boyfriend was a total loser
I approached the butterfly and proposed a deal
Seventeen seconds passed and he was already my partner

I told her the guy in the corner was a total loser
While I pointed at the guy
While I pointed at the guy
While I pointed at the guy

The night brings surprises
Like the one that happened to that guy
I turned to look at the bar
And my partner was brushing against her hand

While I had the field wide open
I felt like Robert Redford
And this story doesn’t end here
And this story doesn’t end here
And this story doesn’t end here
Yeah

I threw out my best lines about her outfit
While my macho gestures were asking for another drink

I told her the same old line
I’m falling for you
Come with me tonight
And we’ll talk it over while sweating

She said: You’re mistaken
I’m not looking for a dude
I like women
I like women
I like women

The night brings surprises
Like the one that happened to me for being bold
You feel like you own the world
And they leave you looking scared

While my partner chased that guy around the bar
And this story doesn’t end here
And this story doesn’t end here
This story doesn’t end here
Yeah

She hooked up with a neighbor
And my partner left with a waitress
I had another tequila
And the guy filled his ashtray

We swore never to bet on uncertain loves again
And this story does end here
This story does end here
This story does end here
The story, yeah