La Incogible

Today I woke up wanting to write a song for him
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchable
She wasn't very beautiful or anything great, but for no reason
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchable

We tried the good way
By paying him
By showing him the dick
And even with love (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried without pride
No bullshit
And hiding him in the weeds
The dildo

We tried breaking into him in large numbers
In the house at night
We tried alcohol (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried with a kid who was cute
And with the story that the end of the world has already arrived

We tried a chota in his presence
As an example of science
But he didn't believe (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We tried with marriage promises
With the bride and groom's nonsense
But it didn't catch (no, no)

We tried telling him to start with the ass
Which is certainly safer and better

We tried some threats
To tell what happens to him on television

We tried a surprise orgy
With a couple of old whores in his room (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried giving him a stuffed cock
To see if it would loosen his heart

We tried to fuck a bum
So that he would feel sorry for him
But it didn't work (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We tried with posters, with banners
And even with the serenade: Gathering

We tried betting on it with a shot
That he didn't smoke ten cigarettes
And he smoked them (pa)

We tried a puppet show
They fucked like athletes
The entire function

We swear that by that refusal
We cut the strip
And he didn't care (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We did it with the witch of the jungle
A 'I want cock' spell that didn't work (no, no)

We gave it to the aunt, to the sister
To the cousin, to the sister-in-law
To the neighbor and the maid (ma ma)
Also to the godmother, to the friends
And to a grandmother who was screwing because she wasn't given anything

We tried cloning it to give it without touching it
But the priest of the church refused
(Pa pai-rairairairai)
We tried hypnosis
With magic, with therapy
And with the guarangas potions of love

We tried putting the cock in his mouth
To see if he would be tempted but no (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We spoke with the mother and the father
They said we were right

Time passed and each one
He continued on his way
And no one else saw her
Sometimes, when someone asked
We invented destinations for him
And we forgot about her again

I don't even know how much time had passed
But one day I meet her on Libertador Street
I had another hairstyle, a skirt
Black glasses and a film camera

As soon as he looked at me
We hugged like two strangers
They ask for forgiveness
We agreed to meet that night
To see if we did something
But he didn't call, no no no

And today I woke up wanting to write a song for him (this song)
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchable
She wasn't very beautiful or much of anything
But without reason, without reason
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchable