Zambayonni

Today I woke up wanting to write a song to the unattainable, to the unattainable
It wasn't very beautiful, nor great, but for no reason it was unattainable, it was unattainable.

We tried nicely, with paying her, with showing her the dick and even with love
we tried without pride, without sweet talk and hiding the dildo in the bushes.

We tried breaking into her house at night with many people, we tried with alcohol
we tried with a cute guy and with the story that the end of the world had arrived.

We tried a dick in her presence as an example of science, but she didn't believe
we tried with promises of marriage, with silly things from boyfriends, but she didn't take it.

We tried telling her to start with the ass which is undoubtedly safer and better
we tried with some threats to tell what happens to her on television.

We tried with a surprise orgy with a couple of old whores in her room
we tried giving her an embalmed dick to see if it softened her heart.

We tried fucking a bum to make her feel sorry, but it didn't work
we tried with posters, banners, and even with the