KHEA - Ayer Me Llamo Mi Ex (Parodia Oficial)

(Yeah) (yeah) (yeah)
(Khea) (kheaces)
(I'm a fail)

(Yeah) (I was high yesterday)
(And I saw a purple panda)
(Yesterday I was high)
(And I saw a panda)

My fish died yesterday
I left him without food and when I saw him he was dead
I'm not going to lie to you, I forget those things
I imagine when one day I have a child
If you wait for me you'll end up malnourished

But in reality I won't be able to either
Because I will not put it on a woman
Why am I a Virgo?
And I think that's how I'll die

Yesterday I ate a cake
I ate it with great desire
But he was defeated
What a son of a bitch the one who sold it to me

I'm going to pick him up at his house for being so bold
But before you go, please walk with me

Because he is 1'93 tall
If he catches me he'll just catch me
Although now that I think about it
It would be nice

Do you remember, grandpa?
When we buried you
You were missing hair
But the worms do not

Grandma came to steal your flock
We broke his pear and he fainted for a couple of years

And when he woke up he told us
Ñianañañañaño
I couldn't speak
Because his lip was bleeding

He went to the hospital
Because he was limping
But the doctor
I reduce its size

Cra cra pra!
Ra ca ta caa!!
I cut off his legs
But he walked
Let's change the subject
That left me traumatized
Ahre, I am a man
But I feel like a lady

Your mom calls me because the food was there
As a woman I was always in the kitchen
Don't cancel me!! It's a joke, a lie
Just fill it with some crap yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck whoever says yes in English
Yes yes yes yes
It's your birthday, I really gave myself a present

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My sugar has a little coffee in it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do not calculate

Dude, don't answer me
They told me I was adopted
And that I was not loved
And I have like a thousand parents out there lost

I am Pinocchio
I am made of several sticks
Because mommy
He liked whistles

I don't want bread anymore, because I drew
And with the crumbs the pencil erases
If you do that I don't know what could happen

There is a rex dinosaur
In my yard but everyone is thinking I'm crazy
They laughed at me, what I said is not funny
You'll see that with him we'll be best friends
And I'm going to tell him to step on you for being an idiot

I want to go take a shit but I'll hold it in
I know I will finish this song
And if I don't arrive
Well at least I tried

I'm going to take out the big head
I'm thinking of you
But I'm not looking for a relationship
Just that you are in my imagination

In my drawer
I want them to hit him with Dragon Ball figurines
And Pocoyo
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't cut my toenails
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's why I wear a size 46

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The chalk on the blackboard aspires
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Re Duracell

Yesterday I found 10 people
Although it doesn't even serve me to buy an ice cream
But I didn't give up
And I kept looking at the floor

From searching so much
I found a fallen dollar
So there
I bought the Grido premises

But it's not my fault if you lose it
You fell asleep, daddy, don't complain
This is how the street works
And you know it

(Well, really ghostly)
(I say, I say Zaramay)