お返事まだカナ? おじさん構文! (Still Waiting For Your Reply? Ojisan Style Text)

One two three, hey, it's the Ojisan style!

(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, I'm super busy
(Oh oh, is it no good being an old guy?)
I’ll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, it’s really loud
(Oh oh, I ate sushi!)
I couldn't care less

With smiley emojis and katakana endings
I’m building a language system I don’t even know
My friends were laughing (So creepy! Just block him!)
But I might just reply, because bam bam bam

Being able to express love in words might be a talent
Being able to express love in words might be a talent, uh uh uh
The creepiness you can’t see again is oddly emotional
The creepiness you can’t see again is oddly emotional, uh uh uh
So I might just reply every now and then, Ojisan style!

(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, I’m at work
(Oh oh, I wanna go to a hot spring!)
I’ll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, I’m going to sleep today
(Oh oh, goodnight kiss!)
Whee—

Even among researchers, opinions differ on the old guy's mysterious confidence
We headed to the concrete jungle to investigate the truth

It was all over the internet
(Too harsh lol, it’s over right?)
It’s definitely over, but on top of that, ding ding ding

Being able to express love in emojis might be a talent
Being able to express love in emojis might be a talent, uh uh uh
Ignoring the harshness of being ignored is oddly chill
Ignoring the harshness of being ignored is oddly chill, uh uh uh
So I’ll keep a certain distance, Ojisan style!

If I sing about love, that’s from the mid Heisei era
Now, if I laugh about love, that’s from the early Reiwa era
Family restaurant, lounging, drink bar
The screen lights up again

(Hey, you’re cute today! Love ya! Just kidding (lol))
(lol) Running away is the lowest, uh uh uh

Being able to express love in words might be a talent
Being able to express love in words might be a talent, uh uh uh
The creepiness you can’t see again is oddly emotional
The creepiness you can’t see again is oddly emotional, uh uh uh
So I might just reply every now and then, Ojisan style!

(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, I’m super busy
(Oh oh, is it no good being an old guy?)
I’ll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still waiting for your reply?)
Not yet, it’s really loud
(Oh oh, your boobs are big!)
Yeah, block complete.