Feiticeiros vs Maldições - Combate de Rimas

Wizards!
Curses!
Masters of curses!
Good and evil!

There’s only one way!
One option!
You know what it is?
A rap battle!

[Toji Fushiguro - Enygma]
Have you heard the legends
About a mercenary?
Today my name is in the spotlight!
I might not be one
But in the life of the gojø, I was a curse!
(Hahahaha)
I sharpened my senses
Now I have a strength that’s unreal
There won’t be any zenin, nor six eyes
Before the celestial restriction!
No point in having weak power!
I settle it with a fight!
In the end, you’ll know
You got your ass kicked by a primate!
I do it for the money!
I don’t care about good and evil!
What’s it like
With me tearing your mugen apart?

[Satoru Gojo - Yondax]
You’re in front of the strongest shaman
I suggest you don’t mess up
In my life, it wasn’t just luck
I never trembled before any enemy
I never judged an opponent
Based solely on their energy
Not my fault if my purple
Left your shell so empty
You died on purpose
To ditch your kid!
This is Fushiguro Toji
If he’s well-paid, he’ll even do a b*quet!
Geto!
You’re on the other side
Don’t get me wrong
You were once my best friend
I think my shine left you blinded!

[Suguru Geto - M4rkim]
Absorbing curses
I hate humans and their norms
Gojo, see my jujutsu power
Taking the lives of your students
Spiral
Defend yourself, Okkotsu
If Sukuna is king, Rika is queen
Yuta is the court jester!
You can try to catch up
But you know you can’t
Wanna know my view of the world?
Let Suguru Geto enlighten you!
Damn primates
I’m tired of this world
Man is born good
The jujutsu world corrupts him!

[Yuta Okkotsu - ÉoDan]
It’s Dan!
(Ahn)
If my power
Doesn’t stop growing
You’re on your knees!
(Knees)
Wanna get inspired
On how to be a loser?
Look closely at Geto!
(Geto)
If you were scared
Of Satoru Gojo!
(Gojo)
Now with Yuta
You’re doubly scared!
Copying well
(Tô-tô-tô-tô)
You know the fame!
Curse of speech
Kneel and suck!
Don’t try to fool me!
(Gana)
The party’s over!
The loser ends up headless
Or with a scar on their forehead!
Haha, not even a subtle jab!

[Jogo - Rafão -Novatroop]
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
You’re nothing!
You’ll end up dead like your girlfriend!
I control the flames
I’m called Jogo!
Rika died
And I set Maki on fire!
Like lava from a volcano
Igniting this track!
Of special grade
You’re just a kid!
I want to see these wizards
Suffer a bit more!
Just like the higher-ups want
In the end, you end up dead!

[Megumi Fushiguro - Small -Novatroop]
Call me Sukuna
Because I humiliate and kill you!
I control the darkness
But it’s not amaterasu!
Better seek the light
Because the shadows are coming!
Even the king of curses
Is a human wizard!
Who’s this Jogo guy?
Don’t get me wrong
He got beat by Sukuna
And that bitch Kenjaku!
You’ll lose again
To a jujutsu wizard!
Looks like you lost
In your own attribute!
And your strength, to me
Is way less than nothing!
You’ll get your ass kicked by the nue
Or by General Mahoraga?

[Uraume - Nikmouu]
In your battlefield
Your worst nightmare
Manipulation!
This is ice jujutsu
Many abilities
I serve only the king
I freeze and dominate
I’ll annihilate you for good
Which Mahoraga?
The one you summoned that killed you first?
Freeze in fear!
But relax, Sukuna will defeat him for you
I’m the one who punishes you
Call me Uraume
Hard to fight
Like a double-edged sword
Don’t touch Sukuna
My jujutsu stops you
Don’t think I’m useless
Like Maki and Nobara

[Nobara Kugisaki - Mistery]
Being Sukuna’s lackey
Doesn’t make you efficient
I have a voodoo doll
Right in front of me!
You better run
You know Sukuna?
He wants you to get fucked!
It’s in your nature
To always crawl in shit
When you lose, you always run
With your tail between your legs
Ice jujutsu!
But against me, it’s nothing!
Your death will be
Coldly calculated!
Why do I have to hear
About this Jogo guy?
In front of Sukuna
You couldn’t even hold back tears
Killing you all
I’ll solve this scheme!
Killing Hanami
The root of the problem!
Geto, let me remind you
Your plan was a failure
Answer me, who are you?!
Who?! Who?!
Ken-ja-ku?

[Hanami - Anny]
Known for my skill!
I’m a spirit of nature!
Controlling plants
Seeds sprouting in your body!
This world would be prettier without humans!
So let me transform you
Into something more beautiful!
In your case, Nobara
I don’t need criteria!
Itadori and Todo
Why did you cross paths?
Look on the bright side
At least you won’t die alone!

[Kento Nanami - Basara]
I already work
From Monday to Friday!
I don’t usually
Do overtime!
I left Mahito
(Oh)
Dying of fear!
(Fear, oh)
Transfiguring his own face
(Oh)
To make you less ugly!
(Yeah)
Divide by 7, at the third point
It’s a critical hit!
(It’s a critical hit!)
Grab you by the hair, punch you in the face
And you’re fucked!
(You’re fucked!)
Your luck is over
You’re up against Nanami!
Don’t confuse me with that Hanami guy!
If I die, I’ll die happy
And other wizards
Will honor my name!

[Mahito - Traga]
Satoru’s gone
And now it’s you!
First degree
I’m special grade!
No expansion
So go fuck yourself!
Who didn’t save
Anyone in the end!
Ha, Itadori, it’s on you!
You didn’t misunderstand!
Nanami messed up
And he was
Transfigured!
Itadori
You’re weak!
Want some advice?
Then get used to it!
You’re just a vessel
Without Sukuna
You’re nothing!
(Ha)
I’ll show my jujutsu
Transfiguration is my gift!
Remember your friend Junpei
Who turned into a Pokémon?

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
What’s your type of woman?
Answer me right now!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
Like Jennifer Lawrence
A tall, stunning woman!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
I gave you my answer
So why this, then?

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
I’ve come to the conclusion
That we’re brothers!

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
Don’t touch my bro
Because now I’m full power!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
They’re trembling in fear
This is my black lightning!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
You’re going to lose to this duo!

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
So you might as well give up!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
The strongest in brute strength!

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
500k of qi!

[Choso - Blaze]
Blood manipulation
Choso, yes, that’s my name
Death painting, I do
My jujutsu is constant
500k of qi?
Today’s the day you fall
You shit wizard
Addicted to hentai

You lost
Didn’t you realize?
The brother isn’t yours, man
The brother is mine
Disappeared from Shibuya
Why did you hide?
Must’ve gotten
Scared and ran
Did you see how the penny drops?
Like the arm of someone who loses their line
Todo, you’re too scared
Are you lacking hemoglobin?

[Aoi Todo - Okabe]
Why are you so dumb?
You must’ve explained
The explanation’s in the blood
Is this the son of Kenjaku?!
With besto friendo, I lead
I clap when I want!
You’ll meet your brother
In the depths of hell!

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
(Yeah)
Mahito, you’re the prey
I’m going to hunt you down, it’s certain!
You’ll be all broken
Absorbed by your ally!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
You wouldn’t be anything without me

[Yuji Itadori - Shiny]
You won’t get away with this!
I’ll beat you until you leave
Megumi’s body!

[Hajime Kashimo - AniRap]
This talk of wizard or villain
Must not have any good reason
For us to want to throw down, right?

[Hakari Kinji - Kaito]
I just want to face the strongest!

[Hajime Kashimo - AniRap]
So don’t come with weak rhymes
Is that cool?
I’ll show you what the ancient freestyle juice is!

[Hakari Kinji - Kaito]
Ha, I liked you!

[Hajime Kashimo - AniRap]
Hey Hakari Kinji
Today I came to ruin your peace!
Crushing another wizard
Is nothing to me!
If you don’t want to take a million volts
I recommend you start running
Faster than Usain Bolt!
Bo-b-b-bolt!
Now I understand why you’re immortal
I don’t know if they told you
But betting on the little tiger
Is illegal, you criminal!

[Hakari Kinji - Kaito]
It’s the immortal wizard
Against Pikachu!
Talk about d*ck and unleash
Shock up your ass!
And I already told you
I repeated for you!
See, my jujutsu energy
Is unlimited!
You came in all cocky
To get your ass kicked in my domain!
You couldn’t handle Sukuna
You have no feats!
When they ask
What’s my secret?
It’s that the house always wins!

[Hajime Kashimo - AniRap]
Sorry, but I don’t support that conduct (-duct)
You wanted to create the fight club (club)
But you’re the leader there
So you can change the name to
The whore club (whore)
For the beat, to me, you’re nothing!
You shocked? I see it!
I’m holding back for Sukuna
Understand, you’re just my warm-up!

[Hakari Kinji - Kaito]
You talk too much
(You talk too much)
You impressed me all!
(I’m impressed all!)
It’s that lasting more than a minute in battle
Is something new for you!
Where does all that power come from?
Let me explain!
It’s that I have the potential
To surpass Gojo!

[Naoya - SecondTime]
(Okay)
Too pathetic
My power is absurd!
She thinks she’s the new Toji Fushiguro!
Born without energy
The shame of the family!
So useless that your dad
Tried to take your life!

[Maki Zenin - D.Y.A]
You need
A new face!
I ruined the wake
Disfigured with a punch!
My dad tried to kill me
But awakened my power!
And now he’s dead
Just like you!

[Naoya - SecondTime]
It’s a stroke of luck
(Okay)
All this confusion!
(Yeah, yeah)
You killed me so well
That now I’ve come back stronger, like a curse!
(Yeah)
Zennin, your end has come
There’s no escaping!
You’re only alive
Because Mai died in your place!

[Maki Zenin - D.Y.A]
To want to face me
You must be going crazy!
Came back as a curse
Just to get your ass kicked again!
You’ll serve as training
So I evolve more!
Don’t call me Zennin
They don’t exist anymore!

[Kogane - Luxxy]
Kenjaku!
What’s a wizard to you?

[Kenjaku - Neko]
(Ah)
You know, it depends on the point of view
But the important thing is to use your brain!

[Kogane - Luxxy]
Takaba!
Takaba!
What’s cursed energy to you?

[Takaba - Chrono]
It has to be something really funny
Like a truck
Hitting you out of nowhere!

[Kogane - Luxxy]
Kenjaku!
Kenjaku
How to be interesting?

[Kenjaku - Neko]
Just relax and act naturally
And don’t try to be a comedian!
But, in your view
What’s doing insane comedy?

[Takaba - Chrono]
It’s like a curse
With an American bandana!
And what’s your relationship
With Itadori’s dad?

[Kenjaku - Neko]
You know, it’s a bit more intimate
Than I wanted it to be
(Ugh)
No, wait
I was referring to the question
Is there going to be a winner?

[Takaba - Chrono]
(Ha)
It depends on Yuta!
(What?)

[Kenjaku and Takaba]
Ladies and gentlemen
The show is about to start!
You can laugh! You can laugh!
You don’t have to hold back!
This is a stand-up
This was never a battle!
It’s just a presentation
Of Kenjaku and Takaba!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
Between heaven and earth, Gojo
You’re the most sliced up
So bow to your king
You’ll be dismantled
What an arrogant guy!
Did you see what you made me do?
I split you in half, and you can’t win
Even with two of you!

[Satoru Gojo - Yondax]
The king of fallacies
Is right in front of me
What are you going to win with?
The malevolent script?
Came from the golden age
Just to prove you’re nobody
You want two of me?
Then you like a gangbang?
I won in expansion
I won in a punch
Call Mahoraga
Because you’re going to get your ass kicked double!
Using Megumi’s body
Even so, you get irritated!
The king of curses
Is a fucking masochist!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
Seriously, you want to discredit
By citing Mahoraga?
Only half of me
Could laugh at your joke!
Since my students are watching
I’ll show off a bit
Really
Everyone saw you getting sliced and killed
And you still said you’d win!
How funny
Blaming the script
Is the excuse of the weakest
To say they hit me
Your mind is empty
Did you forget?
You were just another victim of mine

[Satoru Gojo - Yondax]
Blame the script
Blame Sukuna
But in reality
Everyone knows you’re weak
Everyone saw
Your legendary posture
Please save me
Daddy Mahoraga!
Since you appealed to me
Then you’re fucked
Without Mahoraga
I can’t do it!
From legendary curse
To a ridiculous shit
I’m the badass who beat you
Inside your domain

[Sukuna - Duelista]
You’re citing Mahoraga
And I’ll go further
You imitated me
And look, you didn’t even click with the mugen
But it’s okay
They asked you
Gojo, would you beat Sukuna?
Then you went and answered
Don’t trip

[Satoru Gojo - Yondax]
You talk about the mugen
But you’re a jerk
At least the power is mine
I don’t use others
If at twenty-eight years old
I already have this power
Imagine if I had
More than a millennium

[Satoru - Yondax]
This is the unrestricted void
You can’t handle me!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
This is the dismantling
Cutting to infinity!

[Satoru - Yondax]
Ask for help from the script!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
Gojo, you’re out of luck!

[Satoru - Yondax]
I’m going to win!

[Sukuna - Duelista]
You’re going to die!

[Sukuna and Satoru]
The battle of the strongest!