Lunes 12

It all started on a Monday the 12th on a distant planet
Where everything was at peace, no human problems in sight
The boss of the planet was well-liked and loved
Because he was good to everyone, always lending a hand

But after the calm, the storm always comes
He had nightmares about his planet's fate
So he started to worry and took it as a warning
He never missed his intuition, felt his end was near

He knew a legend about the stone oracle
A being that sees the future and always gets it right
But it’s not easy to knock on its door
Lives behind a black hole in a dead star

He prepared an army and built a ship
And took off right away to seek the truth
He reached the black hole, never been there before
But he didn’t hesitate, he floored it and dove right in, dude

Turbulence hit, gravity and its force
Made his whole army start to lose their minds
They began to attack him, so in self-defense
He had to kill them all and go on alone

When he managed to escape, he spotted the dead star
Landed and got ready, felt danger was near
He started walking to find where the dude was
But found nothing, just rocks and more rocks

Frustrated and tired, he turned back to the ship
But tripped and fell down a pit, messed himself up
When he woke up, he was at the center of the star
Miles underground, tied up and without his weapons near

The oracle approached him, not too surprised
Since seeing the future, it knew he had come
It untied him while saying
"Stay calm (yeah)
If you do what I say, you’ll stay alive (bang, bang)

There’s a solar system with eight planets
Only one has life, it’s called planet Earth
Where humans live, threatening existence
But especially one of them needs to be taken out

I’m gonna give you a virus to take to that planet
But make sure that human I mentioned dies
And don’t even think about leaving him alive in a cell
They seem harmless, but sometimes some think

The boss of the planet happily returned to his ship
And set off back, glad to know what to do
He arrived at his planet and got ready for the attack
He wasn’t gonna let some simple human ruin his life

But it was too late, and he was really tired
So he went to sleep to be well-rested
It didn’t seem too hard, thought the boss, feeling cocky
And said, "Tomorrow I’ll finish off this human, and we’re done (we're done)"