¡Que Bueno! (Thank Goodness)

[Ensemble]
More and more wicked
More and more Oz falls apart
All of Oz wakes up in horror

She’s evil
She’s greedy and more atrocious
Looking for someone to cause pain

With dark green smoke
You’ll see her flying
Slandering the poor wizard
Don’t believe her, no way, no way

The wicked one has arrived
If she chose another poor soul
I’m scared it might be me
It might be me
It might be me

[Glinda]
My dear cubs, even though the terror is terrifying
Let’s set aside the panic for today
And celebrate

(Singing) Look at this beautiful day that has dawned

[Ensemble]
Thank goodness!

[Glinda]
We’ll throw a party my way

[Ensemble]
Thank goodness!

[Miss Morrida]
There will be no more evil or witch

[Ensemble]
I can’t be happier
Thank goodness!

[Miss Morrida]
And thanks to Oz that we have you here, dear Glinda
You and your handsome guest of honor
Our new captain of the guard
You’ve been at the hunt for the wicked witch
Haven’t you, captain?

[Fiyero]
Honestly, I don’t see her as a wicked witch

[Miss Morrida]
Tell us, captain
How do you feel?

[Fiyero]
Frustration
But I became captain of the guard to find her
And we’ll search for her until we’re exhausted

[Miss Morrida]
No, no, no
How do you feel about being engaged?

[Ensemble]
Oh! Congratulations!

[Fiyero]
Is this an engagement party?

[Glinda]
Are you surprised?

[Fiyero]
Yes!

[Glinda]
Thank goodness
We hoped you would be
The wizard and I!

(Singing)
Can’t be happier, can he?
Can’t be happier
He knows there’s no better love story
Than that of a fairy tale

Can’t he be happier, can he?
Can’t be happier
And it brings us joy
That even from afar, they see the happiness

No one is luckier today
And if I’m by his side
I can’t be happier
Because he’s happy
Who makes their dream come true

[Miss Morrida]
Glinda, dear, we’re all so happy for you
As press secretary, I’ve worked hard
To make sure all of Oz knows your bravery
What a vivid memory!!!
(Singing)
The day the wizard granted you an audience
And when you saw him, you bowed, his voice rang true
Listen well to what I give you
You are from this day on
Glinda, the good
In all of Oz

[Fiyero]
That’s not how you told me

[Glinda]
Not exactly, but I’ll explain later

[Miss Morrida]
Someone screamed like that!
And it was the wicked witch
Who secretly spied with fierce resentment

[Woman]
She has two more eyes
And watches you from the side
She can change her skin
Just like any reptile

[Woman 2]
The runaway animals
Give her bread and hiding

[Man]
And as the dirt is so bad
The water melts her

[Fiyero]
What?

[Ensemble]
Water! Yes! The water melts her!

[Fiyero]
Did you hear that? The water melts her
It’s just that people are so empty-headed they believe everything

[Glinda]
Excuse us for a tick-tock
Fiyero!

[Fiyero]
But I can’t be smiling and going along with this

[Glinda]
Do you think I like hearing the terrible things they make up?
I can’t stand it

[Fiyero]
Then what are we doing here? Let’s go!

[Glinda]
I can’t, I can’t now that people want me to lift their spirits

[Fiyero]
You can’t because you love all this
That’s the truth

[Glinda]
Well, maybe I can
But is it so bad?
Who wouldn’t love it?

[Fiyero]
You know who!

[Glinda]
Fiyero! I miss her too, but we can’t stop living
No one has searched for her as much as you
Can’t you see she doesn’t want to be found?
You have to face the truth

[Fiyero]
You’re right, if it makes you happy
Of course I’ll marry you

[Glinda]
But that will make you happy too, right?

[Fiyero]
Well, you know me, I’m always happy

[Glinda]
Fiyero!
Oh, Fiyo!
Thank you so much!
You brought me some chips
You spoil me so much

(Singing)
That’s why
I can’t be happier
No!
I can’t be happier
And even though maybe
It’s not quite as I expected
Oh, I can’t be happier
Of course!
I can’t be happier

Well, not so clear
If the ideal plan becomes real (if the plan in the end wasn’t ideal)
Your dream has varied
If you find that by dreaming
There’s always a price to pay
But if by having, you manage to have
That’s winning

And if happy, afterwards
Like very, very happy, it’s not
Well, with such a beautiful ending
The cheers and the sway

[Ensemble]
We love you Glinda, but we must give thanks

[Glinda]
Thank goodness!

[Ensemble]
For the happiness to whom it should be
Thank goodness!
I mean the Wizard
Glinda!

[Glinda]
Here I am

[Ensemble]
There can’t be more good
There can’t be more Glinda
I can’t have more

[Glinda]
Nor can I be happier

[Ensemble]
Thank goodness!

[Ensemble and Glinda]
Happy!

[Ensemble]
Thank goodness to be happy!