Popular

If someone is not so pretty
as pretty as me
And seriously
There is no one as pretty as me
My heart can be moved

If your transformation is urgent
Find your salvation in me
I know, I know, what can be done

And I will do you the favor
It doesn't matter if your case is the worst
Don't worry, there is a remedy for you
Trust me

And you will be very, very, very
Popular, you are going to be popular
Because I will tell you what plan to treat the gallant
How and which tantrum to throw
Oops!
You will know what clothes to wear
how to flirt
What you will get by being popular
I help you be popular
You will know who to go out with
When you have to lie
How to never get fat
Come on then, with you there is a lot to work on

I will take away the ugly and the pathetic
Pretend that I give you aesthetic laxative
For being my friend I promise to make the frog a princess
Nobody beats me
Because I make everything Popular
I know how to be popular
With me you will see
You will stop being, the most insulting thing that was here (Ay)
And nothing is going to stop me from doing it for you, YES
LA- la-la-la I'm going to make you PO-PU-LAR

To the sad little creatures
So jokeless and so ugly
I remind you what happened
With many
Well-known leaders
News people
Were they not smart?
Of course not!

It's popular, yeah
Your image is popular
It's not a matter of aptitude, but rather attitude
And such a great virtue
Be as popular as me

and you will refuse
But you'll see
Whether you want it or not
And even if you don't know it, your luck has already brought it

LA- la-la-la
You will be popular
No more, no more popular than me