Chupame La Pichu La La

An old, fat, ugly lady who has
Gonorrhea and the bitch is red
She was the wife of a junkie
Who has a skinny dick
And the shit's all moth-eaten

Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
And don’t let it go, alright?

The priest Juan Luis Moya
Was washing his dick
In a pot, his wife for more economy
In the pot, she was cooking the food

Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
And don’t let it go, alright?

A Carmelite nun
No matter how holy she is
Her little hairs get wet
When she pees

Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
And don’t let it go, alright?

A Franciscan priest
Was getting off on his followers
One day the followers got mad
And they got back at him

Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
And don’t let it go, alright?

A girl so pretty
As pretty as a treasure
And a clueless dude
Was grabbing her ass

Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
Suck my thing La La
And don’t let it go, alright?

Suck my thing La
Just suck it already
I don’t want to sing anymore
Don’t suck it anymore, alright?