El Probador

She walked into the fitting room
And grabbed the miniskirt
Then she put it on
And turned her back.

She called the salesperson,
Wanted him to give her advice:
She wanted to know
If the leather was old.

The guy couldn't think,
Started sweating,
He was going to give in.

She saw a suitable reaction
And dragged the salesperson
Inside the fitting room.

Without wasting time,
They took advantage,
They made it quick and disappeared.