Rap de Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris - Suco de Fruta

[Chris]
I switched to Best Fly, my name is Chris
My family isn't rich, but we're happy
Going to a new school, my life is new
Hey, little guy who lives right over there, give me a dollar!
I only helped Tasha as a pretense
I got a kiss on the cheek, you know how it is, right?
It's my mom's birthday, I'm going to buy puruvudu
But she has no idea that I bought it with the danger
I'm arriving home soon, Keisha is waiting for me
I'm all dolled up, I'm in the mood to pick up girls
I opened the bedroom door and was met with a scene
I didn't kiss her, she kissed me!
I'm the guy who lives right over there
I'm tired of being a child, I want to have an adult life
Dude, I'm driving through the cool life
It's not Chris and Greg, it's fruit juice

[Greg]
I was just another loner in the class
Now that Chris has arrived at school
Let's split this beating
I'm not a sucker anymore
They're going to put us in those lockers
I don't care, I'm not alone
Chris, you are my best friend
Walking around casually, laughing for no reason
My name is now fruit juice
Chris, can I borrow a pencil?
Dude, she's totally into you!
Hey short white guy who stays at his house, give me a dollar
I got a nickname, but that's awesome!
Oh no, you've been robbed!
Legal!

[Caruso]
Caruso, nobody can mess with me
Here at this school, everyone respects me
I smell a rookie
I'm going to stamp your shoe
So you can stay informed
Caruso is the one in charge here
He won't run away from this fight
I'll pick you up on the way out
Halloween, I prepared everything
Because I'm a genius
You're going to get shot
I'm going to cover you with toilet paper
There's no point in disappearing
If you run away, I'll hit your friend
Greg, you're not with your buddy
I'm going to kick you all the way to your house

[Malvo]
I returned in a smart way
I'm going to steal that gold from those people's necks
The chains are passed through the store
Malvo is back and Chris is aware of it
Chris set a trap
I was arrested again, but I'll be back again
You are my target
Vanessa, be careful!
Chris, why did you warn me?
You owe Malvo a chain
Where's my chain!?
(Good thing I didn't steal a house of gold)
I'll be there, even in your dreams
As long as you listen to Venum Beats, I'll be there
Are you doubting us?
Did you think I was kidding?

Everybody hates Chris, Chris, Chris
Everybody hates Chris, Chris, Chris
I'm the guy who lives right over there
He's the guy who lives right over there
It's a funny family, you'll have to watch it
They turned on the television, now they're going to die laughing
He's the fruit juice! He's Chris!

[Tônia]
I'll tell Mom
I'll tell you
Chris, you're going to get screwed
If you don't pay me
I'm going to put a cigarette in your drawer
Setting a trap, I want to start a fight
I don't want to eat sausage
(Tônia is the devil incarnate!)
I'm going to watch television, I'm going to blame Drew
I'm going to tell my mom, tell her he hit me
You can cry, she won't trust you
That's the challenge you missed
You can cry and you can escape
But you don't offend me
You've gotten yourself into a mess
Hmmmm, I'll tell you

[Drew]
Terror of the ladies, I'm going to get you!
Drew is the one we always miss, where is he?
Truth or dare? Tônia is going to lose
So let's see who's going to win
I wanted to appeal, let's see if it holds up
So let's go have a chili pepper milkshake!
Chris, I'm sorry
I didn't know you liked her
Win!
I will win
I'm not going to lose
Even in karate (call the kids)
It wasn't me
It wasn't me
It wasn't him, it wasn't him
I didn't do that
It must be Chris!

[Julius]
I have to support my children
He wakes up early, he's the angriest dad in the neighborhood
I have two jobs, but let's save money
Someone's going to drink forty-nine cents worth of milk!
Chris, you're asking me for an allowance, you live in my house
Eat my food, climb my stairs
Wake up early and start working
And with your money, you can buy your jacket
I think about the economy in the best way
If I don't buy anything, the discount is much bigger
And why are you asking me for two of those dollar signs?
Here, take ten reais and give five to your brother
Malvo, Malvo, Malvo, Malvo
He messed with my son, now he's got what's coming to him
Lay a finger on him and you won't go to jail
I'm going to jail!

[Rochelle]
I don't need to work
My husband has two jobs
I am the owner of the home
Why am I always the last to know all the secrets?
I'm the modern Rochelle, I even do hip-hop
If you get hit by a car, I'll go get the syrup
Julius, I know how to take care of my daughter
Tônia, you're going to eat sausage
Chris, are you going out trick-or-treating with your brothers?
When I get back, can I go to Keisha's party?
Yes, but you'll have to give me your phone number so I can call you
Hey buddy, in half an hour, if you come over, we'll go to Keisha's party together, okay?
This is Chabas Drinks
Chabas drink?! Chris!

Everybody hates Chris, Chris, Chris
Everybody hates Chris, Chris, Chris
I'm the guy who lives right over there
He's the guy who lives right over there
It's a funny family, you'll have to watch it
They turned on the television, now they're going to die laughing
He's the fruit juice! He's Chris!