Oiga Señor

Listen, mister, serve a drink
I want to forget your crazy mouth
With my friends as witnesses
Serve that drink and then
Serve another one

Listen to what I'm telling you
Maybe a whiskey will calm my voice
With my friends, I don't miss a beat
Bring that whiskey and then
Bring two more

This table is missing beer
A little snack, a Malibu
With my friends, we drink wine
Half and half, honeyed grapefruit
Or some vermouth

Why are you looking at me like that
Is it because my money's no good here
With my friends, I'm telling you
Start serving
Or we'll wreck the whole bar

Listen, mister, serve a drink
I just got kicked out of the bar next door
With my friends, I don't miss a beat
Make it a red wine
I don't want to mix