Welcome To The World

Jose wonders, why the hell is she in jail?
Marky wonders, are the Ramones the shit?
Pitu is a very Latina marijuana girl
Porky has a cat and his mine dominates him
(Porky has a cat and his mistress dominates him)
I want a president who is not a person
If it's a robot, the crazy guy won't steal from us
And if you're wondering, why don't I change the notes?
If I change them, people won't notice me anymore
(Because if I change them, people won't notice me anymore)

Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the very strange world
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weird

Tita wonders, why doesn't she have a partner?
Five suitors and she doesn't even notice
Mars has stolen money from an old woman
And in the other corner, just junkies shitting themselves
(And in the other corner, just junkies shitting themselves)
I'm looking for a new world where people don't deceive me
With taxes
Where the corrupt one
Be in jail, not in heaven
So many internet users humiliated by a prize
And people with no rhythm thinking they're making it beautiful
(And people with no rhythm thinking they're making it beautiful)

Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weird

We are deceived, dominated, censored
If we say anything, they hit us with a stick
Boobs and butts are constantly appearing on TikTok
And if you masturbate, they say that makes you bad
(And if you masturbate, they say that makes you bad)
The last verse of the song has arrived
You might be thinking, why the hell is this weird?
The thing is, if you don't adapt, they cut off your hands
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange

Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weird
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world very strange
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weird