Zehn Kleine Jägermeister

A little hunter master didn't like to be alone
So he invited nine hunter masters to the Christmas party
Ten little hunter masters smoked a joint
One got knocked out, then there were nine
Nine little hunter masters wanted to inherit
To have something to inherit, one had to die
Eight little hunter masters liked to drive fast
Seven went to Düsseldorf, one went to Cologne

Chorus: One for all, all for one
If one is gone, who will cry right away
It hits everyone once, don't be upset
That's how life goes, you or me

Seven little hunter masters were at the rendezvous
One unexpectedly met the husband
Six little hunter masters wanted to save taxes
One got locked up, five had to pay back
Five little hunter masters were checked
A policeman took it too seriously, then there were four

Everyone has to go once
And if your heart breaks
The world won't end
Don't be upset

Four little hunter masters in the army
They drank in a bet, the best one is no more
Three little hunter masters went to the pub
There were two steaks with beans and one with mad cow disease
Two little hunter masters asked for asylum
One was accepted, the other was too much

A little hunter master didn't like to be alone
So he invited nine new masters to the Easter party