Want a Boyfriend

I don’t need to hear you brag about your boyfriend
I hate it when you casually drop it like it’s nothing
Like when I see other couples’ boyfriends
And you ask, 'What about mine?' I’m not even listening
What’s a kiss with someone of the opposite sex? I’ve never even dated
I’m freaking out, you know? Just chasing after the guy I like every day
I’ve been alone forever, right? I’m a wallflower, guys scare me
I’m too anxious, I want to rely on my own little superhero
With your small light, I want to sneak into the guy I like’s pants
And explore all sorts of things

Only the losers gather around
Complaining about everything in the end
Ultimately giving up, risking it all for a crush that’s out of reach
I want a boyfriend so bad, it’s a syndrome
We want a boyfriend so bad, it’s a syndrome
We want a boyfriend so bad, it’s a syndrome
Please, just stop! Someone come here

When someone is even a little nice to me
I blush so easily, I’m such a softie
I probably don’t even have the worth to be played with
Even the friends I had are disappearing
That super cute long bob
The guy I like is taking a bath with that person
My body’s clean, but my face looks like a monster
I get mad at my own misfortune for no reason
Hey God, why is it so unfair?
Hey God, I’m sorry, can you give me a partner?