No Pulo de Uma Pulga No Salto do Saruê

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Jump of a Flea in the Leap of the Opossum

Jump of a flea in the leap of the opossum
Everyone eats an a**
And why can't I eat?
I'm gonna f*** you up
Half a liter of hot jizz
You'll lose the habit
Of farting on our d***
You're my buddy
You're my pal
I'm gonna do to you
What the horse did to the mare
You're my buddy
Berimbau player
The hair from your a** cheeks
Is stuck to my d***

My buddy from Azevedo's a**hole
But he had scary a** hair
He'd scream, cry, and kick
It was the hair from his a** that tangled
But I went in with my rubbery d***
That's when I pulled out s***
Pulled out hair, pulled out everything
Monday I'm gonna buy a truck
Fill it with old whores
To take to Maranhão
Her piss will be the gas
Her p**** the horn

And my d*** the handbrake
Jump of a flea in the leap of the opossum
Everyone eats an a**
And why can't I eat?
I'm gonna f*** you up
Half a liter of hot jizz
You'll lose the habit
Of farting on our d***
You're my buddy
Berimbau player
The hair from your a** cheeks
Is stuck to my d***
You're my buddy
You're my pal
I'm gonna do to you
What the horse did to the mare

My buddy from Azevedo's a**hole
But he had scary a** hair
He'd scream, cry, and kick
It was the hair from his a** that tangled
That's when I went in with my rubbery d***
That's when I pulled out s***
Pulled out hair, pulled out everything

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