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We're Not from Monforte
If the last Mohican gives you the cold shoulder
If the Rande Bridge collapses while you're crossing
If the Columbia lands on your roof
And you find out NASA's stealing your cumbia records
If you're an honorary degree holder
If you're going through menopause
If you're feeling down 'cause your dick's gone limp
Don't let this song bother you, we're not from Monforte
Don't let this song bother you, we're not from Monforte
If the last Mohican gives you the cold shoulder
If the Rande Bridge collapses while you're crossing
If the Columbia lands on your roof
And you find out NASA's stealing your cumbia records
If you're an honorary degree holder
If you're going through menopause
If you're feeling down 'cause your dick's gone limp
Don't let this song bother you, we're not from Monforte
Don't let this song bother you, we're not from Monforte
