Bajo El Volcán

Let’s all go on a trip, the eruption’s about to start
Let’s all head to the volcano, we can have a snack there
Kilimanjaro’s a pricey spot
Next to the crater, there’s a coffee maker and a toilet.

You dyed your hair blonde when we went to Vesuvius
There was a flare-up and it left you all bald
Remember Teide, I used to call you "baby"
Dance among the lava with an ABBA record
Dance among the lava with an ABBA record.

The explosion of Krakatoa was on our wedding day
I remember it with nostalgia, it gave me a headache
At Fuji-Yama, Wanda (Jackson) sang to us
We came back feeling down because it was inactive
And we covered our taxes on Etna
We dodged them happily amidst cries and laments.