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My Testicle Itches
Since I was little I have always carried
inside me Abanderado:
the most important day
when I became a soldier
when I felt in love
I have carried Abanderado
but I have always felt
an itch that has shaken me
And my testicle itches
I don't know what to do
I don't know what I can do
In the court of the Belgian Congo
with my tuxedo and my mother-in-law
there is a grand reception
a hell of a protocol
presidents and ambassadors
and the nobility from the surroundings
I'm going to greet the queen
when the itch returns between my legs...
And my testicle itches
I don't know what to do
I don't know what I can do
I signed up as an astronaut
hoping for a stroke of luck
we arrived on the moon
a little before one
when I step outside
I feel that itch again
even with a hundred million spectators
and I can't scratch my balls
And my testicle itches
I don't know what to do
I don't know what I can do
