Nuttin No Go So

Nothing goes like that..

You never lied with another man in your bed…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you never hooked up with a girl when she’s on her period…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you never built your muscles with your third leg…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
No girl ever kissed you on the lips after she gave you head…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)

Well in bed where a man and woman should hug and caress
So screw the people who are with the same sex
No matter how horny you are and no matter how stressed
No girl should use your dick as any "maxi pad"
[much less to have you checking your hand to get a pic
They should only be giving a little tap when you gotta take a piss]
And you wouldn’t want a girl to come and kiss you on your lips
After her tongue was down below your hips

No you never sold out your friend to save yourself from the cops…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And what you had isn’t full of rats; it’s full of copper and lead…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
[no boy ever made you unsteady when you rested your head…]
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And they never pressured you to join any gang or pledge…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)

Well as long as you never informed, put no price on your head,
Your friends aren’t mad at you and don’t want you dead
You’re not wasting your chance to paint the town red,
Because when you blow it up, it’s about making Babylon fled
You’ve got your own mind and you’re not quick to follow Fred,
To wear a colored kerchief and wrap up your head
You guard your own turf because that’s where you’ll be dead
And they can’t run you from where you were born and bred

You’re a born ganja man and you’re not a coke head…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
You never bought a bag of crap and took a long spread…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you don’t smoke weed for laughs, it’s to get all your meds…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And uh respect Rasta life, you don’t disrespect
Tell them Salasie knows!

Well since you never put cocaine in your cigarette,
Before, you would’ve preferred to smoke 10 pounds of ses
And when you take a bunch of weed you shouldn’t second guess
Whether it’s herbal tea or ganja leaf or something less
You smoke it for a purpose and you smoke it through your chest
To penetrate and meditate and levitate the stress
[] remedy for years and it has no contest
I wouldn’t let you transgress or disrespect

Your pussy ain’t bigger than a basin keg…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you’re not shaped crooked like the alphabet letter “Z”…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
They don’t call you no pigeon, nor no chicken head…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And the guy you’re with doesn’t beat you like egg…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)

You don’t act like some girls who run their own red
You don’t have to do any taebo or join Jenny Craig
The kids at your place, you keep them well fed
You never went over to Dorothy and begged for bread
Your man buys you clothes and you don’t give the man head
And you don’t have [no white turnip no] boyfriend
And you don’t eat no chicken pills to get fat like a hen
'Cause you’re in your beauty, no man can condemn

You’re a born ganja man and you’re not a coke head…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
You never bought a bag of crap and took a long spread…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you don’t smoke weed for laughs, it’s to get all your meds…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And uh respect Rasta life, you don’t disrespect
Tell them Salasie knows!

From you never lied with another man in your bed…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you never hooked up with a girl when she’s on her period…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And you never built your muscles with your third leg…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
No girl ever kissed you on the lips after she gave you head…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)

No you never sold out your friend to save yourself from the cops…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
And what you had isn’t full of rats; it’s full of copper and lead…
(tell them I say nothing goes like that)
[no boy ever made you unsteady when you rested your head…]
(tell them I say nothing goes like that) and they never pressured you to join any gang or pledge… (tell them I say nothing goes like that)